Hai Eberybody! Dis Fibbs Frost reporting from the Norff Pole, where it is unseasonably warm for dis time ob year. Looks like Santa will hab mostly clear skies for delibering presents, but some parts ob the world it will be colder and maybe eben hab some snow. But don’t worry, Santa has dealt wiff dis before, he knows what he is doing. There is a 100% chance ob cookies tomorrow night! Santa cant’ eat dem all, so you can finish whateber he leabes behind. I hope he comes to our house at the end ob the trip, so he is already full ob cookies and only wants one or two, so we can eat the rest. From all ob us here at MNN, we wish you lub, happiness, good healff and lots of cookies in the days to come. Back to you in the studio….
**rustling sound of taking off the mic**
It’s too cold out here! Get me inside and gib me some donuts! (sometimes the on air talent gets a bit ob an attitude)