9 thoughts on “Please call 949-555-FIBBS

  • May 5, 2016 at 3:03 am
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    To the dirty rats that had Fibbs, you better watch out! He has a huge bunch of people who lub him! They will find him and rescue our Candidate!
    Hang in there Fibbs!

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  • May 5, 2016 at 5:19 am
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    I’m so worried about sweet Fibbs :'(

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  • May 5, 2016 at 6:06 am
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    Name, rank, and serial number only, Fibbsy! We have faith you’ll come home safe eventually. I’ll light a candle for you!

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  • May 5, 2016 at 6:22 am
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    Fibbs for president! Those sneaky squirrels won’t triumph!

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  • May 5, 2016 at 2:30 pm
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    Fibbs…I will send out MY SQUIRRELS, who spent the cold Rochester winter in the house because they were too young to go out when it was getting cold, to look for those MEAN squirrels and make them return Fibbs!!

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  • May 5, 2016 at 6:39 pm
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    I accosted a squirrel in my yard today. I withheld seed and nuts until he told me about Fibbs. He said the California branch of “La Famiglia” had nothin’ to do with it. He ran off. I haven’t seen him since. I will bribe him with donuts tomorrow and see if I can help find our candidate!

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