Deer Diary – I hab been wiff my new aliem friends for a couple days now and we are habing such a great time! I fink people hab the wrong idea about them, they aren’t scary or anyfing and they habn’t probed me eben once. Larry says dat isn’t eben true. Tomorrow they are going to introduce me to their leader, I’m looking forward to that! Today we had an aliem Christmas picnic. Their snacks are a bit different and weird, the chef made somefing called Pre-Nutritive Squeeg Paste. So I just had a danish. P.S. Dis Wimbley.
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