Deer Diary – All my friends hab giben me hope, so I won’t gib up! I am taking my plea to the MNN airwabes. I made a commercial today, to call for help.
“If you see a UFO or any Aliems in your house or neighborhood, please call 1-800-555-UFO. Your call is toll free, and you can remain anonomouse. BUT WAIT…. there is more… if you call now, you will also receib a deluxe toaster oben if your tip pans out. (*not a guaruntee, you pay shipping and handling)”
I fink dis might work. Hope springs eternal. P.S. Dis Wimbley.
I’ll be waiting for your call.