Deer Diary – Night three of the aliem lookout projekt. Donuts are gone, and so far we habn’t had any signs of aliems. Tonight I am breaking out the big guns (not really guns) my aliem beacom detecktor debice. When I turn dis on, aliems will be drawn to it, or at least they be curious and come see what dis is. I hope it doesn’t take long, snacks are harder to come by at the lookout stashun. Ok, dat’s all.
P.S. Diary in case you were wondering, dis Wimbley.