Big FANK YOU to our new friend and bizness associate, Twilight Sparkle, for getting us back in Bizness again! Wimbley couldn’t take the trabel juice to come wiff us (it would clash wiff his medisin) but it made him so happy to fink about bizness again, so we took a quick trip to Mississippi ourselbes and checked it out. Mississippi looks pretty neat! They made a giant ball wiff old pallets, which is pretty genius. I fink bizness will be good here. She sent us a letter… here it is:
Hi. My name is Twilight Sparkle, although it used to be Porsche. I was a special needs rat because I was never handled by people. So I was really mean. I’d bite anyone who tried to pet me because I was scared. Needless to say, my chances of adoption were slim, but thankfully an experienced rat family took me in. Apparently they got experience raising rats after adopting some thanks to Marty.
Anyway, when I got home I meet my brother Merlin and my aunt Lisa. Aunt Lisa said animals should not be named after food or cars, so Daddy had to change my name. Since Merlin is named after a famous magic user in fiction, he needed to name me after a famous female magician. After a little bit of thinking, he finally decided on Twilight Sparkle, the main character in the cartoon My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. And boy is the name a good fit.
You see, like Twilight Sparkle in the cartoon, I am also a princess . And like Twilight, I had to learn about friendship and how to be a good friend. As you can see, I am getting much better. I rarely bite Daddy anymore (habits can be hard to break), as I learned his hand means either treats or a bunch of pets!
Of course, learning to be a good friend takes time, and I am still learning. Thankfully the show teaches lessons in how to be a good friend through the different elements of friendship. One element of friendship is generosity, which is giving of oneself. So to help me become friendlier and to keep with the tradition that every animal adopted into this house send you a business license, here is my contribution: Mississippi business plates. I had to pay several yogis to pick these up, but it’s okay. After all, true friends are generous to one another.
I hope you three all become my friends. You all seem like cool guys, plus I think Fibbs is very handsome! I have a thing for hooded rats 😉
Anyway, keep being cool. I hope this brought a smile to your faces and made you laugh a little. After all, laughter is also an important element of friendship. At least that is what the other Twilight Sparkle told me.
Your new friend,