I had a dream

Last night I had this crazy dream! Our doorbell rang, and this box arribed addressed to the President. I opened it up and there was this Krispy Kreme ban wiff a note that said “get in this delibery ban and it will take you to all the Krispy Kreme locashuns and you can eat all the donuts you want.” So, obviously, I hopped in and off we went! We drove all over the county eating all the donuts until they ran out – then we went on to the next locashun and ate all ob THOSE donuts too… at one place we went, we met a man named Peter that makes the donuts and he showed us all the ingredients and how they are prepared. He showed us how they plop out on a belt and flip ober. Then they go up and up and up, then slide down into the sugary glaze and fall right into the box at the end. He also told us about how he was the jabelin froing champion in high school, which was weird and not at all donut related. We kept going and going…finally I was getting tired and really full (I fink I ate elebenty hundred), so I asked the car to take me home. When I woke up, I was curled up in my bed, and there were crumbs next to me. Hmmmmm. So was this really just a dream??

(fanks to Branwen Resop and Heidi Foubare for the donut delibery ban!)