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State ob the Uniom Address

Good ebening ladies and gentlemen.  Tonight I’m here to tell you about the state ob our uniom, and I’m proud to report that the state ob our uniom is strong!  We hab plenty of donuts and corms, eberybody here is nice to each other and helps each out when they are in need, which is what keeps our fabric strong and good.  Eberyone is welcome and lubbed and I am berry happy to announce that ebery citizen around the world is eligible for a Wimbley Liberry card.

Our adbances in science are strong, and exciting fings are happening wiff technology that will help grow the donut economy and keep the planet safe and the environment clean and protected for generashuns to come.   Marty is working on bringing planetary trabel to the masses, just in case.

I fink that’s about it.  Keep up the good work, be nice to each other and leave places you bisit better than you left them, and make someone smile eberyday.  Presidentshul biscuits for eberyone on their way out.

Fank you!  Fank you!!

 

 

 

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  1. Winny Hanako
    Winny Hanako says:

    Are you speaking in riddles or playing with time sequence? “leave places you bisit better than you left them” You are such an awesome POTUS!

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  2. Patricia Rees
    Patricia Rees says:

    Thank you Mr President Fibbs.
    You make more sense than someone else who spoke tonight.
    I pledge to you I will help anyone I can, respect everyone I meet and smile a little more at everyone I see.

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  3. Paula
    Paula says:

    Fanks President Fibbsy (sweet boy). I’m goin’ Alabama in a few monffs and I will pack a garbage bag to take wiff me. Before I leeb der for home, I will make shur I fill da bag up.
    Dat’s a really gud belief fing; to leeb a place better than it was when you got der. I will hold on to dat one foreber.

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  4. Paula
    Paula says:

    Fanks President Fibbsy (sweet boy). I’m goin’ Alabama in a few monffs and I will pack a garbage bag to take wiff me. Before I leeb der for home, I will make shur I fill da bag up.
    Dat’s a really gud belief fing; to leeb a place better than it was when you got der. I will hold on to dat one foreber…

    Reply

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