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Oh hai, it’s me Bert. We bisited Oregon dis weekend to do bizness, and we had so many plans to do fings, like see Multnomah Falls, explore the coastal towns (we did see the Goonies house in Astoria), but then once we heard about BooDoo donuts in Portland we went straight there! They showed us eberyfing and we got to make some donuts. We stayed all day and tasted so many ob the different kinds ob donuts, then mom called and said we should come home before our tummies hurt. We took a bote, and I was willing to risk it a bit longer, but Beez wanted to go home because he wasn’t sure how people would react to him being a polar bear from space, but I told him Portland is probably a pretty accepting city, but we missed mom, so we went home. Also because after it got dark some ob the donuts started to look a little scary.

Fank you to Dan and Shannon Neuwirff for the OR bizness, we will drop some donuts off at your house on our way home!




We got donuts in the mail dis week!  They came from Portland, so they might be boo doo donuts, but maybe not.  Donuts make a wonderful present, dats just science.  These get the Candy Came Elf stamp ob approbal.   Fank you Hilary Price!!


(ummm…scuse me Cosmo, you got yogies in your teef.)

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Fibbs sent us some donuts from Randy’s Donuts!

I’m just hanging out in my donut crib today.  I called the emergency hotline but they aren’t here yet.  Waiting on my donuts to arribe.  Seems like foreber.  I hab a yogie while I wait.





Hat by A Hat for My Rat and Fibbs Crib by Dexters Creature Comforts

The eclipse is starting!  Eberybody get your glasses and get your eclipse donuts ready. If you don’t hab one yet, run to Krispy Kreme real quick and get some.  Remember don’t look at your donuts wiffout solar glasses on.  As you can see here in Calfornia, we do not hab 100% totality ob eclipse, maybe 90% it seems,  but they will still taste pretty great.  Glasses are on, ready…eat!

Eclipse donuts are coming from Krispy Kreme!  Once in a lifetime!!  Do you hab your glasses ready??

Last night I had this crazy dream!  Our doorbell rang, and this box arribed addressed to the President.  I opened it up and there was this Krispy Kreme ban wiff a note that said “get in this delibery ban and it will take you to all the Krispy Kreme locashuns and you can eat all the donuts you want.”  So, obviously, I hopped in and off we went!  We drove all over the county eating all the donuts until they ran out – then we went on to the next locashun and ate all ob THOSE donuts too… at one place we went, we met a man named Peter that makes the donuts and he showed us all the ingredients and how they are prepared.  He showed us how they plop out on a belt and flip ober.  Then they go up and up and up, then slide down into the sugary glaze and fall right into the box at the end.  He also told us about how he was the jabelin froing champion in high school, which was weird and not at all donut related.  We kept going and going…finally I was getting tired and really full (I fink I ate elebenty hundred), so I asked the car to take me home.  When I woke up, I was curled up in my bed, and there were crumbs next to me.  Hmmmmm.  So was this really just a dream??

(fanks to Branwen Resop and Heidi Foubare for the donut delibery ban!)

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Yesterday I had my first Norff American Conference talks wiff embassador Jayne Stanfield ob Canada.  (She is Dexters mom – the rat who hated brocolli) and she came wiff a dozen ob Randy’s Donuts, so the negotiashuns were off to a great start.  We gab her a hat.  I fink we hab a berry specshul relashunship wiff Canada, and will continue do so.  We talked about building a wall between our two countries, out ob donuts, so it would be fun to get from one side to the other, and back again.  But we decided it might waste too many donuts, so better just to gib them out at the border.  We discussed a few more issues I can’t talk about, because it’s secret, but don’t worry, it’s all good fings.  They might want to take the upper part ob Michigan back, but we hab two parts, so I said “I would fink about it, eh.”  I fink she was joking though.

Fank you for bisiting Jayne, and bringing us the donuts.  I look for to talking Internashunal Bizness wiff you again.




 

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Because… donuts!