Dis kissing fing is getting out ob hand! I had ladies lined up around the block, but they were starting to get aggresib frowing monies and wouldn’t stop kissin’ on me! I ran into dis bar and found our old friend Paul. He offered to be my bodyguard.
Don’t worry, he did hab to pass a test from the Secret Serbice and he keeps his firebreaff off, so he is cleared to be in the Fibbs Cribs (by Dexters Creature Comforts) wiff me.
We laugh a lot and tell jokes. Like dis one…. “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part ob the precipitate.”* We laughed really hard at that one!
Sometimes he alerts me to incoming snacks.
Whoa…Paul, what hab you been eating??
*Explanation: This is a play on the phrase “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.”
But in chemistry a solution is a completely dissolved mixture of two or more compounds, and a precipitate is a a solid that sometimes forms from a chemical reaction in a liquid solution. The solid precipitate falls out of solution, and collects in the bottom of the vial.
So a precipitate is definitely not part of the solution.
We found it!!! The seas hab calmed and we found the shore, after following the dots for a short walk, we came across a cabe, it was kind ob stinky. We looked at each other and though ‘dats a great place for a treasure!” We went in and BOOM there it was!! It was guarded by scorpions, after a discusshun frought wiff a few tensions, we gabe them some cookies and they were happy wiff that. It was a big heaby chest, it took us both to get it open…and behold!! Golden treasure ob chocolates!! Monies made ob chocolate, so you can buy stuff OR hab a snack!! Best treasure eber.
hat by a hat for my rat
I spied an island up ahead so docked my boat in the sand and tied it to a tree (dats all there was, no officshul boat dock or anyfing) and as I was walking onto the island I saw a dragon, but he was on the ground and barely breathing. I ran ober to him to check for bital signs. It didn’t look good, and I left my phone on the boat, so I called out for help…
A few minutes later I heard some sirens in the distance…
(hat by A Hat for my Rat)
