Dis kissing fing is getting out ob hand! I had ladies lined up around the block, but they were starting to get aggresib frowing monies and wouldn’t stop kissin’ on me! I ran into dis bar and found our old friend Paul. He offered to be my bodyguard.
We didn’t really go to Ireland for this photo shoot because the trabel tube would take too long, and it’s kind ob risky crossing the ocean wiff it. It has to do wiff the difference in the UK and US scales ob volicity and the dimensions and standing up to the water pressure and stuff, it’s complicated. Anyway, since we don’t drink and couldn’t go to Ireland, we weren’t sure what to do, so we put on green hats and made like leprechauns and went to a parade.
Hab a happy day and stay safe! Don’t drink and dribe. And don’t go around pinching people just because they didn’t wear green, because maybe they just forgot and no one likes being pinched.
