Today we are in New Mexico for the UFO festibal!  Dis morning we bisited the UFO crash site ob 1947, nuffing was there, but if you used your imaginashun you could picture the whole ebent as it went down.  Larry told us all about it.  Before we continued on to the festibal, Cosmo wanted to stop and see the worlds largest pistachio, so we went there and he got a subenior.  There was a machine where you could put in monies, and it would turn it to subenior penny dat was all flat.  He got one ob those.  I hab to admit, it was a BERRY large pistachio.  I don’t fink you could eat it all.

Augie went to the museum ob the First Atomic Bomb. I fink it freaked him out a little.  He’ll be ok.

We all met up at the UFO Festibal and caught up wiff Larry there.  There was a parade, a dancing contest and lots ob snacks.  Not real alien snacks like pre-nutritib squeeg paste, more like people snacks. It’s kind ob funny, people fink Larry is a kid in a costume, not a real aliem!

Fanks Stephanie Ratcliffe – we had a great time in New Mexico!  Larry might start a legit aliem snack bizness there, your state seems open to it.