State ob the Uniom Address

Good ebening ladies and gentlemen.  Tonight I’m here to tell you about the state ob our uniom, and I’m proud to report that the state ob our uniom is strong!  We hab plenty of donuts and corms, eberybody here is nice to each other and helps each out when they are in need, which is what keeps our fabric strong and good.  Eberyone is welcome and lubbed and I am berry happy to announce that ebery citizen around the world is eligible for a Wimbley Liberry card.

Our adbances in science are strong, and exciting fings are happening wiff technology that will help grow the donut economy and keep the planet safe and the environment clean and protected for generashuns to come.   Marty is working on bringing planetary trabel to the masses, just in case.

I fink that’s about it.  Keep up the good work, be nice to each other and leave places you bisit better than you left them, and make someone smile eberyday.  Presidentshul biscuits for eberyone on their way out.

Fank you!  Fank you!!

 

 

 

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Fibbs Sweeps the Grammys!

AP January 29 2018 – Last nights Grammys at Madison Square Garden was swept by an unexpected new artist who took the music world by storm last fall with his hit Presidentshul Biscuit.  Fibbs took home like elebenty Grammys, and needed his secret serbice team to carry them all by the end ob the night.  His stellar live performance brought the house down with a standing obashun that lasted 20 minutes.  Bruce from Mars also won one Grammy.

Tomorrow night President Fibbs will back to fulfilling his main duty and delibering the current State ob the Uniom address.

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The Grammy Performance

TV Boice Ober….  “And now, Ladies and Gentlemen…please cast your eyes skyward as our next performer sings his surprise blow up hit and a nominee tonight for Record ob the Year, Song ob the Year, Best New Artist and Best Solo Performance  – here is President Fibbs singing Presidentshul Biscuit!”

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Grammys Red Carpet

**click** **click** **click** **click**  /flash/  **click**  “Fibbs!!  Ober here!!”  /flash/  **click**  /flash/  **click**  /flash/ **click** “FIBBS!!  Dis way please” **click** **click****click**

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Grammys 2018

NEW YORK, NY – JANUARY 28:  In adbance of the President Fibbs appearance at the 2018 Grammys, a secret serbice team wiff elebenty agents hab been deployed to make sure the locashun is secure, and they were found helping roll out the red carpet.  President Fibbs is nomimated for Best Song for his hit Presidetshul Biscuit, this is the first time a sitting president has been nominated for this award.  Fibbs is expected to attend the show and sing his nominated song live. (He is able to do that wiff the Force, like they do in Star Wars)  It is rumored that he may do a duet wiff Stebie Wonder.

Attendance for this show is expected to break records.

Executive Vice President, Specials, Music and Live Events, CBS Entertainment, Jack Sussman, executive producer of the 60th Annual GRAMMY Awards Ken Ehrlich, host James Corden and Recording Academy President/CEO Neil Portnow with an assist from the Secret Serbice detail ob President Fibbs, participate in a ceremonial red carpet roll outside for the 60th Annual GRAMMY Awards at Madison Square Garden on January 28, 2018 in New York City.   (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for NARAS)

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Hype Connectshun Restored!

Hai eberybody!  Wow, those solar flares really messed wiff our connectshun, sorry about dat.  We’ve been so busy here in Heaben doing stuff, but we check on your guys all the time and make sure you are ok.  We are habbing a problem keeping the supply ob starberry shake ready for all the newcomers, because ob the starberry supply.  It’s because ob the bee shortage, so please be nice to the bees so they can help grow flowers and froots and other growy fings.  It’s also because the big ones get stuck in the sucshun tube fing that brings them to Heaben, but that is a problem Milo and science team are fixing.

I’m still doing Presidentshul stuff, and Marty has started a space stashun and gibs galactic rides in his spaceship.  Wimbley and Larry hab been working a secret project, but he asked me not to talk too much about it.

The reason I am here today though, is make a berry specshul announcement!  The new class ob Marty’s School ob Bizness is getting ready for classes and they will be introduced to you on Balemtimes Day!!  We are all excited to watch them grow and help guide them along.  It will be fun to see what they want to specialize in, but first they all must get their basic bizness degrees. They will need your help too, so I hope you are up for the task.  Are you as excited as we are??

P.S.  Marty says hai!

 

 

 

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Hype Connectshun

Hello??  C……….ou….me now?  Milo says there …interf…..olar ……flares.  Can ….ou….read me?

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ART AUCSHUN – “The Flying Fibbs” series


Hai eberybody!  Dis Fibbs.  I hope you are all doing good.  A few weeks before I went to Heaben, I felt like arting again, and I had an idea…so I asked my dad to help me try somefing. My back legs weren’t working so good, so I directed him to fly me around and I painted wiff my tail!  It was really fun.  Now that I hab wings, I do it all the time and make lots ob art.  I present to you all, the ‘Flying Fibbs’ series! It’s made wiff lots of fun colors and lots ob love.

I didn’t get a chance to pose wiff my pieces this time, so Pants from Rats Hab Feelings Too stepped in to help show them off. I fink she is a great model. If you know Tyra Banks, you should show her these because Pants could be the next Top Model for sure.

The art auction will be starting on our Facebook page today – so keep your eye out for it.  Last chance to own an original from me, and a large porshun ob the procedes will go to help the animals that were effected by all the wildfires in Califorbia. So it’s a win-win. I hope you like them, I fink they are pretty good.

P.S. Milo, Marty and Wimbley all say HAI!!










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Milo Monday

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It’s Popcorm Day!

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