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The new MOSB Donut Lounger

We got a new surprise delibery for MSOB (Marty School ob Bizness), and it’s awesome!  It’s a new donut lounger for breaks in between class and stuff. You can read on it, or sleep on it, or call your girlfriend.  It’s really comfy, especially when you hab it all to yourself.


Don’t forget to check the cracks for loose monies and snacks!


Fanks to Jayne at Dexters Creature Comforts for the donashun to the school – pssst – did you know all their stuff is guarunteed broccoli free?!  Tell ’em Augie sent ya.  😉

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My Officshul Presidentshul Crib

Yesterday we got a great package from our friend Jayne (at Dexters Creature Comforts, the officshul maker ob Fibbs Cribs) wiff dis wonderful Presidenshul Crib, a Donut Crib and Science Hammock.  I jumped right in to work on some legislatib stuff and fink about President stuff.  It’s so soft and comfy, sometimes it’s hard to get much done in here.

I had a yogie.

Then I started to get sleepy…so I take off my hat when it’s serious sleep time…

Ok – bye.  I’m going to hab a nap now.  You can go.  See you later.    Fanks Jayne!

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Bizness Complaint

Dear Dexters Creature Comforts –

We recently accquired seberal of your cuddle cups wiff space and science fabrics. As adbertised, they are indeed broccoli free, and berry well made.  The construction lebel is top notch, the comfort lebel is high, howeber I do hab one complaint.  These are adbertised as habbing plenty ob room for two, but I do not find dat to be the ways fings are.  While there is technically room for two to fit comfortably, I seem to be habbing problems wiff dat functshun.  Please adbise.

Yours truly – Dis Milo

 

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