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Today’s prompt waaaar “map”. It made me feel all pirate-y. I’m off to find the treasure! Oh wait, I made dis map, I don’t fink there is really a treasure. Oh man… disappointing.

I just woke up from a berry long nap. I had dis crazy dream wiff pirates and dragons and treasures…

or was it?!?

We found it!!!  The seas hab calmed and we found the shore, after following the dots for a short walk, we came across a cabe, it was kind ob stinky.  We looked at each other and though ‘dats a great place for a treasure!” We went in and BOOM there it was!!  It was guarded by scorpions, after a discusshun frought wiff a few tensions, we gabe them some cookies and they were happy wiff that.  It was a big heaby chest, it took us both to get it open…and behold!! Golden treasure ob chocolates!!  Monies made ob chocolate, so you can buy stuff OR hab a snack!!  Best treasure eber.

hat by a hat for my rat

I fink we took a wrong turn at skull island, so we are going the long way around.  The seas are pretty rough.  Paul got seasick and fru up a couple times.  Dat was gross.

– Fibbs

I spied an island up ahead so docked my boat in the sand and tied it to a tree (dats all there was, no officshul boat dock or anyfing) and as I was walking onto the island I saw a dragon, but he was on the ground and barely breathing.  I ran ober to him to check for bital signs. It didn’t look good, and I left my phone on the boat, so I called out for help…

A few minutes later I heard some sirens in the distance…

(hat by A Hat for my Rat)

 

All ob a sudden, I feel a strong sea breeze on my face and I’m steering a pirate ship in the middle ob the ocean!  Maybe I drank a trabel adbenture sleep juice.  Dis ship is really cool though so let’s go wiff it. Avast ye – ahoy matey!  Thar be rough seas ahead.  Baton down the hatches and fetch me the treasure map!  Don’t try to hornswaggle me or I’ll send you to the poop deck to walk the plank.  Join me and share in my treasure…



(Pirate hat from A Hat for My Rat)