I’m not really afraid ob the dark, but Fibbs said he saw a spider in our house, and I don’t like spiders because they can wrap you up and eat you as a snack, so I don’t want to go back to bed. Not cause I’m scared or nothin’, but just because, well, I need a drink ob water and want to read my book for awhile, so I was finkin’ maybe I could hang out and read on your pillow, ok?
Hai – Dis Fibbs. I made another list! Hey wait…. curmudgeon?! I fink dat is kind ob rude. They got the heart ob gold part right, but I’m not curmudgeony! Oh well. Now get off my lawn!! ?#?Fibbs?