Don’t worry – we do not take dis kidnapping fing lightly. Milo and I are on the case! We are looking for clues and doing come cyber inbestigating to try and track down some information on Fibbs whereabouts. We will find him and bring him home!!
Oh noes! We thought Fibbs was in Indiama tonight getting botes, but we just found dis note in our house….
Ummm…’scuse me. There is a squirrel in our house claiming to be Fibbs. Should we be worried?
We would like to welcome Flat Milo, Flat Fibbs and Flat Wimbley to our Internashunal bizness team! We are excited to hab you here and working wiff us!!
Big FANKS to Flat Bonnie for our new recruits. I hope dey are potty trained already. Wiff the election gearing up, the extra hands will come in handy! (haha, see what I did there… hands…handy…bwahahaha!!)
(You can get a flattie ob your own rattie in her store!)