We receibed our sample ballots and boter infomashun dis weekend!! I’m so proud to see my name in there. Fanks to all you hab been boting for me already, and continue to bote, bote, bote for Team Fibbs!!
We hab been busy sending out this years calemdars! Many ob you hab ordered them, and they are on the way. I can’t belieb my brothers slipped dis one in there wiffout me knowing. Oh well, I look pretty cute in jail. Get your order in, sometimes we order more, sometimes they run out – hard to predict, so if you need a specific one, don’t wait too long. Just like donuts. But all donuts are pretty good. GET YOUR CALEMDAR HERE
Dear Milo, Wimbley, and Fibbs,
Hey guys. This is my new friend Steve! He’s one of the aliems who came and picked me up the other day. Thank you so much for helping me make crop circles in Nebraska and Missouri). Without you three and Larry, I would have never been bisited by the aliems.
Anyway, they are going to take me to their planet and try to find out if any of their peers took my mom, Kat Ell. I have a really good feeling about it. They have been really nice to me so far, so I know they will be bery helpful. Steve’s UFO copilot, Ozzy, gave me an inbisible helmet to wear so I could take a spacewalk later on, just in case I want to stretch my legs. Apparently it is a long way to their home planet, which is why it took them so long to reply to the crop circle messages you helped me make.
Once I get to their planet I will let you know. Hope all is well with you all. If you see Gourdon, tell him I said hi. I know he is busy with all the other guys and gals from the farm campaigning for Fibbs. I’ll be sure to spread the word to Steve and Ozzy’s families and friends. Aliems can bote, right?
Well, I got to run. Sending messages across the galaxy really eats up Steve’s data rate, so I got to cut out here. Take care and good luck on Election Day. Hopefully I’ll be back in time to cast my ballot.
Your friend, Bo Vine
We worked hard on shipping calemdars today! Internashunal Bizness always works better wiff teamwork, and today was no exceptshun. Wimbley read out the order to me, then I would print the label and make sure it sticks to the enbelope…
Then if it needed extra stickers, Flat Milo would hand it up to me, and I would stick it to the package.
Just like so. You hab to press it down so it doesn’t fall off.
Then mom gibs me a residoo treat for helping.
Fibbs would gib it a final check, then we all drag it to the car so mom can put it in the mail box. Then calemdars start arriving all ober the world!! Like in Germany, Denmark, Australia, Great Britain, Italy and all ober the US. It’s kinda like magic. But it’s science and hard work.
It’s me on a calemdar!! Hahaha… I look pretty good. Dat was when I was waiting for aliems. Now it seems like I hab known Larry foreber.
(you can look all the calemdar options here if you want to)
Hai eberyone. It’s me, Wimby. Dats my nickname my mom calls me sometimes. I feel so much better and am back to my old self. My legs are a little draggy, but dats ok, the rest ob me is really strong and I still get around just fine. I eben eat most ob my medisin in my cereal now, except the one really bad tasting one I get ebery three days. I can smell dat one eben in the best tasting snacks! I hab gained back most ob the weight I lost too (dis me in the scale), so I fank you all again for all your lub and support. I felt your lub and it worked to make me better!
Fings around here are getting a little crazy wiff the election coming up and all these scandals starting to surface, but Fibbs is handling like a boss, wiff grace and dignity. He’s too far ahead now for anyone to catch him anyway. His bote early and often strategy seems to hab worked.
I just had my warm cereal, so time for a nap now. And maybe one ob Fibbs donuts.
P.S. Here’s another poem I wrote:
Hab a good day and make it count
it’s in your heart to be happy
so don’t count yourself out
tomorrow is another day ebery time
sometimes it’s hard to make fings rhyme
so eben if your legs are going wrong
you still hab time to make them strong
(and eben if not, dats ok)
xo
My opponents must be getting desperate. I refuse to stoop to their lebel. But dis makes me mad!!
Hmmm…. needs more spice.
