Fanks to all your help distracting the traffic yesterday, I’m getting really close to the Norff Pole! Going fru the Oliber Islands near Reindeer Stashun… I ran into an old friend who loaned me his boat – I don’t know what I would hab done wiffout him! I am in the final stretch and going as fast as I can. Santa is getting worried. I can’t afford any more delays, so DEPLOY THE PENGUINS!!
I am really mobin’ now, traffic is much better and I am making up some time. I stopped for a pee break, refueled and had a snack. If eberyone could help make a distraction in your town if you are between here and the Norff Pole to keep people off the road, dat would be a huge help! Ok, fanks. P.S. Dis Milo.
Ok, well, we mobed a little bit.
Dis is not good, I hab been stuck in LA traffic for like elebenty hours now! **honk honk** I’m on a mission from Santa!!!
Adjusting dis formula was harder than I thought it would be. Turns out trabel juice for other animals is pretty tricky. We were missing seberal ingredients dat are crucial, and we ran out ob snacks earlier tonight, so it was hard to concemtrate wiff a rumbly tummy. Finally got some snacks delibered, and kept going on my work. I can’t tell you whats in it, but it’s not supposed to smell like dis…
But after hours and hours of experiments and snack breaks, I finally got it! Green wiff bubbles is how it’s supposed to look, and I made enuff for all the reimdeers – so I am off to deliber dis to Prancer at our predetermined secret locashun. Bye!
Ok, surrounded by Christmas spirit – scientifically proben to help with matters of Santa, and I hab my reimdeer hat on to help me relate to them. Trabel juice can be a tricky bizness, it’s all in the portions ob potions.
Let’s get started, if I don’t hab dis done by midnight, I won’t hab enuff time to get to the Norff Pole! I need to concemtrate. I begin…
I hab been working all night, and fink I hab the formula Santa needs all worked out – now to get my lab and make enuff for all the reindeers!
P.S. Dis Marty.