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Fresh Air

Last night it was such beautiful weather here we all sat outside and talked about gobernment, science and stuff.  I like getting fresh air, but I had my donut towel ob protecshun just to be safe out in the wild.



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  7. Ann in Washington State
    Ann in Washington State says:

    A bery smart philosipher named Douglas Adams said to always keep your towel wiff you when trabeling the uniberse: “A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value—you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble‐sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand‐to‐hand‐combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindbogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you—daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.”

    I fink a donut towel is eben better.

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