I went to the doctor today, but it turned out ok! I couldn’t tell you until now, because Presidentshul Hippo laws are berry serious and the secret serbice gets mad if news gets out before the hippos are told they can talk about it. I got a couple yogies for being a good President.
Turns out dis Presidentshul grooming brush can also brush my teefs. I fink it’s good when fings hab more than one purpose.
I got a new brush! Mom uses it to make me look pretty.
‘Scuse me … comin’ fru!
Hai eberybody! The first shipment ob calemdars hab arribed, and we hab our new ‘fank you’ cards ready to go, so calling all shipping minions – time to get busy and send these out. If you help, I will gib you a Presidentshul biscuit. Maybe two. (I know my mom won’t want one and just gib it to me instead, but I offer to be polite).
Click on the image to bisit the store and get yours today! The big Memes Wall calemdar will probably come in tomorrow.
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WOW! Just got a call from Ryan Seacrest, they habn’t seen such a quick rise to number One since Elbis! Eberybody lubs Presidentshul Biscuit, it’s sweeping the nashun!!
Hey…I know there was a sandwich in here. Where did it go?? It’s not nice to wiffhold sandwich from the President.
