Sacred Ritual ob the Un-Stickification

It was a grand success: stacks upon stacks ob golden pamcakes, rivers ob syrup, a mountain ob butter pats, and laughter echoing fru ebery stitch. Barry tried to balance a pamcake tower taller than Reuben (and nearly succeeded until Fish decided to “help” by nibbling from the bottom). Baxter, eber the dignified one, made a brief speech about the noble spirit ob the Order — right before getting syrup in his whiskers.

Now, however, the aftermaff has settled in. The Gilly Sock, once a proud meeting hall, habs become… somewhat adhesive. A few crumbs, a drizzle or two, and perhaps a berry smooshed here or there. Nothing that can’t be fixed!

So today, the brothers prepare to summon the Grand Mopkeeper ob the Order, keeper ob suds and guardian ob cleanliness, to perform the Sacred Ritual ob the Un-Stickification. There will be bubbles. There will be squeaky sounds. And when it’s all done, the Gilly Sock shall be fresh, fluffy, and ready for the next grand assembly – perhaps a Secret Cheese Council.