Santa Staples

Santa Barry took his post berry seriously.

The Santa gift list wasn’t going to staple itself, and deadlines wait for no one. Barry adjusted his hat, lined up da papers just so, and pressed da stapler wiff focus and qwiet determinashun.

Click.
One stack secured.
One more step toward Christmas.

He paused only to double-check da list (twice, ob course), nodded to himself, and murmured: “Organization is da real holiday magic.”

So if your calemdar ships on time, know dis:  It passed fru Santa Barry’s stapling department, and he did not rush da job.