The Pizza Rats

Dr. Kebin sent the boys a baseball, and fings hab debeloped quickly. The Pizza Rat League has officially announced open practice.

Spring training started a little chaotically, but the boys showed real promise.

Reuben stepped up first, calmly holding down the ball like a seasoned pro. Scouts described his style as “thoughtful wiff surprising hustle”. He’s clearly the strategist ob the team.

Fish followed wiff enormous enthusiasms and approximately zero concern for the rulebook. He’s already tried to trade the baseball for cheese twice, but management believes his heart is in the right place.

Barry arribed wiff the confidence ob someone who absolutely assumes he’s the starting pitcher, the team captain, and possibly the league commissioner. No one has corrected him yet.

But one thing is clear…

The Pizza Rat League may be new, but these guys are already playing wiff heart. Fanks Dr. Kebin!