King ob Thursdays
Hear ye, hear ye! On dis most glorious Thursday, King Baxter habs completed his official duties ob light stapling. The Royal Documents (grocery lists, cheese maps, and snack schedules) hab now been securely fastened wiff the red stapler.
Let it be known:
- All snack requests must be submitted in triplicate.
- Extra peanut butters will be distributed at teatime.
- No one shall disturb the King during his mid-morning nap.
Signed & stapled,
King Baxter, Ruler ob Thursdays