Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Sad Augie

**crickets** Ummmm….hello??  Anyone gonna pull me to hab some pamcakes at the BFW? Dey are probably cold and soggy now anyways.  **sigh** I fink I forgot to tell anyone I was out here.  

Time for Fun!!

I’m so excited!!  We got this awesome cool Radio Flyer wagon and dis Fez hat from our friend Tracey Bouwens, and I can’t wait to go to the conbenshun hall for pamcakes.  I just need someone to pull me.   Cosmo?  Bean??   Let’s go hab some pamcakes at the BFW! Fank you Tracey!!

Baffroom Poetry by Cosmo

CHOICES by Cosmo  Sometimes I trabel when I pee Bariety in receptacles is important to me I hab a selectshun it’s time to choose They all look good, dere is nuffing to lose I tried the first and it was fine The second I chose to take my time The third one stinks a little […]

The Original Sock Theory by Dr. Marty

SOCK THEORY (org. 2014) Deer Marty, I have so much anxiety sometimes that I don’t want to leave the house. What can I do? – Traci in CO Deer Traci – I hab been finking about dis one for awhile now and I fink I hab da answer. You need to get a giant sock […]