Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Trabel Passports

We hab trabeled a lot, but along wiff our trabel juice, we had inbisible passports.  Now we hab REAL passports that hab been stamped wiff all the states and countries (plus space) we hab been too, along wiff a declarashun from President Fibbs about Internashunal Trabel rights and regulashuns.  Plus they are berry shiny.  P.S. […]

Breakfast wiff Cosmo

Dis is a new serbice we offer.  It’s called “Breakfast wiff Cosmo” where he will come to your house for breakfast, and he will bring his own cup and flakes.  (sometimes he needs help carrying the cup)  He will sit wiff you and discuss poetry and other fings.  Sharing your breakfast is not mandatory, but […]

Warehouse Bizness

It’s a bizness ahoy for our new benture.  We hab secured a warehouse and are bizzy wiff preperatshuns and merchandising and stuff.  Lots ob heaby lifting, so we are hiring some goons.  If you know any, let us know. Biznes

Lub it or List it

Dis new sleeping cube came wiff a floor, but we made it into a room dibider which is really handy because sometimes you don’t want to deal wiff brothers.  Sometimes you can deal wiff real estate fings in a new way.  I lub my brothers, but sometimes you need your own space.   dis Bean. Cosmo:  […]

Pickle King ob Spreewald

Today we took some trabel juice and went to Germany.  Our friend Sally Frisch sent us a bizness license for Spreewald Deutschland!  So today I was the pickle King ob Spreewald, and let me tell you, the pickles are delicious.  It’s gorgeous here.  Augie made a stork friend in woods, apparently there is some connecshun […]

Starberry Season

It’s starberry season and I am going to make some starberry fings!!  They are berry popular around here, I hope I hab some starberries to bake wiff once I show the brothers.   Starberry shortcakes, starberry cream pie, starberry donuts, starberry biscuits, starberry mousse, starberry wiff whipped cream…starberry cookies….