Secret password
Here is the secret password to get into the unicorm conbenshun tomorrow. The password is…. “pre-nutritib squeeg paste” Don’t tell anybody! See you soon!
Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
Conbenshun Time!
It’s dat time ob year – the spring Unicorm Conbenshun is tomorrow! Get to the headquarters and join in. P.S. Make sure you hab the password. – dis Augie.
Washington DC Bizness
Dis Augie. Here we are in the nations capital! It’s pretty cold and snowy here. Fibbs Feltman greeted us outside his house and gab us a grand tour ob his big white house and all the gobernment stuff. We heard about it all from President Fibbs, but it was fun to see it in person. […]
Kansas Bizness
Dis Bean. We picked up our Kansas bizness licenses today! We are getting so close to habbing all the states and introducing our new bizness. I took a stroll on the yellow brick road and was looking for munchkins, but I didn’t find any, but I did come across a couple scarecrows selling Oz merchandise. […]
Rhode Island Bizness
We are dusting off the trabel juice and getting licensed in a few more states – we are so close to habbing all ob the US cobered, and then we can rebeal and lauch our new exciting Internashunal Bizness brand. The logo was done this week, it’s berry good. So today we trabeled to the […]
Ninja Masters
Our friend Minae (from Rats Hab Feelings Too) brought our brother Oliver a ninja outfit from Japan. He came to us looking for some ninja and frowing star lessons because we all hab such great ninja mobes, but Augie and Cosmo are habbing a hard time keeping it together and not laughing. I mean… look […]
Pillow Fort
We are hanging out in our downstairs pillow fort until it’s time for breakfast. We aren’t quite awake yet.
Halp!
Dis kissing fing is getting out ob hand! I had ladies lined up around the block, but they were starting to get aggresib frowing monies and wouldn’t stop kissin’ on me! I ran into dis bar and found our old friend Paul. He offered to be my bodyguard. Phew…. Let’s pick up these monies […]