Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Crazy weather

Good ebening.  Dis Bean Bluster wiff an impromptu weather report, filling in for the napping Cosmo Cumulus.  The weather is really wacky today.  Huge dark storm clouds just came in bringing thunder and rain.  It’s been snowing in Las Begas, which is berry abnormal, and it’s eben snowing in Rancho Cucamonga.  In our area here […]

Tater Time

Dis a song…”it’s tater time today…oh taters!! Tater time to-day!  I will eat taters on a fork, or spoon or spork – oh taters…eberyone lubs tater time!”

Starberries

We still hab a long line for the kissing boof, but we took a break to enjoy some starberries we got from our faborite balemtime.  Hint:  Her name is spelled the same both forwards and backwards.   xoxo

Kissing line

Dis Bean.  Good fing we started the line last night because the line neber stops!  People are lined up I don’t know how far around the block, maybe eben all the way to Disneyland.  If you are dat far back, please bring us a churro. People are saying the sweetest fings and sometimes it makes […]

Balemtimes Ebe

It’s the ebe ob Balemtimes Day, and we are setting up our kissing boof a little early, because we are expecting big crowds.  So far the line is already around the block.  Are you going to be our Balemtime? Someone bring me my lip balm… It’s gonna be a long night…

Soup Anyone??

It’s been a long cold winter for most people wiff the snow and cold, and rain and stuff…so we are serbing up some nice warm tomato soup and grilled cheese sammiches today.  Do you want some?  You hab to bring your own spoon, Cosmo forgot to order some.