Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Gotcha Day 5th Annibersary

5 years ago today my mom brought me home from the PetSmart where I had been libing for months and months in a little box.  I didn’t know it den, but my life changed foreber dat day (and so would hers) I had the bestest life I could hab imagined on Earff, and now in […]

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Pennsylvania Bizness

We have one more stop on this bizness trip before we go to Louisiana to pick up Mom and come home. We are in Pennsylbania! There’s a whole town ob chocolate here, where you can learn about it, eat it, and eben take baffs in it.  All the street lights are shaped like kisses, and […]

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Nevada Bizness

Our trabel tube turns norff and we find ourselbes in Nebada for bizness. Most people would head straight to the strip in Las Begas, but we were more interested in historical artifacts that we could learn from past bizness stuff.  It’s called the neon grabeyard.  You can learn a lot from fings that happened in […]

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Arizona Bizness

Good morning eberyone!  Today we are headed to Arizoma to check out some cabe bizness. We looked abunch ob different cabes, they were so pretty, I was finking they would be dark and scary, but these were all orange and swirly and had nice animals in there.  A good place for bizness.  The only problem […]

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Norff Kemtucky Bizness

Today our trabel tube takes us to Northern Kemtucky specifically, where we hear they hab different bizness from regular Kemtucky.  We visited the Roebling Suspenshun Bridge, which was the prototype for the Brooklyn Bridge.  Marty took a walk on dat bridge once wiff a red umbrella.  Remember?  Bean had to find the Florence Y’All water […]

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Souff Dakota Bizness

Our next stop is Souff Dakota!  We hab some Presidentshul bizness here, we are checking on the plans to add Fibbs to Mount Rushmore.  I hab to say we are bit disappointed in the progress, but the drafts look good and it’s going to be amazing when it’s finished.  You will hab to come visit […]

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Idaho Bizness

Good morning eberyone!  We are taking the week off school to do some trabels.  Mom is traveling too, but she had to go on a plane.  We are still using the trabel tube, we are hoping to finish up science class and get the trabel juice recipe figured out soon. First stop is Idaho, where […]