Deer Diary – A boy tends to get a bit peckish while waiting for aliems. I hab a few snacks here. I fink my teebee commercial was really good, but no calls yet about UFO or aliem sightings, just about the toaster oben. I know I need to be patient. P.S. Dis Wimbley.
Deer Diary – All my friends hab giben me hope, so I won’t gib up! I am taking my plea to the MNN airwabes. I made a commercial today, to call for help. “If you see a UFO or any Aliems in your house or neighborhood, please call 1-800-555-UFO. Your call is toll free, and […]
Deer Diary – Fibe nights in a row I hab been trying to get the aliems to come bisit me. I’ve tried eberyfing I can fink of. I am gibing up hope. To say I am dissappointed and hab a dispare is putting it mildly. I feel like a failure. Dis might be my […]
Hey you kids…get off my lawn!! I am not the Pokemon you are looking for!! Stop bugging me, I’m busy watching for Aliems. (creepy voiceover in a hushed tone…. “Has Ratatta evolved into a… Pikachu?“) Save
Aliem beacom is working!! It’s on! It’s on!!
Deer Diary – Night three of the aliem lookout projekt. Donuts are gone, and so far we habn’t had any signs of aliems. Tonight I am breaking out the big guns (not really guns) my aliem beacom detecktor debice. When I turn dis on, aliems will be drawn to it, or at least they be […]
Wimbley is still on aliem watch, but Fibbs and I are going to show APOPO dat we can detect TB and help sabe people too. We have good sniffers! We can be Hero Rats, just the American smaller bersion wiff superhero capes and a science lab. I fink we let them stick to finding the […]
Deer Diary – Dis is day two ob my Aliem lookout. So far nuffin. It’s really hard not to eat all the donuts while I’m waiting. It’s eben harder to keep Fibbs from eating them. I remain hopeful we will see some aliems soon! I hab the Space Marty statue here wiff me so they […]
Tonight seems like a good night to try again to watch for aliems. You know what they say. If at first you don’t succeed, and they come take pictures wiff you while you’re sleeping…. try, try again. I have a box of donuts to share wiff them. I will just be waiting here. […]