After sweeping the Iowa cactus, today we are on the road to New Hamster for the next stop on the “Fibbs Fixes Fings!” campaign tour. I will be habbing coffee and a snack wiff some folks at a local diner, and answering some qwestshuns about how donuts will make America great. Dis my campaign bus.
Choose to be happy and do somefing fun today – or hab a nice treat!
I am not a groundhog and I didn’t see my shadow either, but I know it’s still going to be winter for awhile, so wear your hats if you need one so you don’t get cold.
Iowa had their cactus tonight, and we were all watching the results roll in wiff anticipation. WE WIN!! Fibbs was the clear winner ob the donutratic party. We hab to fank Christina Hamcock ob Iowa for helping us wiff dis campaign and getting out tonight to cactus for us. Dis elecshun fing is going pretty […]
Ummm…. Fibbs running for pwesident has really put a strain on our printing capacity to keep up wiff demand. We are wurking hard on his campaim bizness, but we need more papers and stuff to print fings on.
Eben tho it’s Monday, I will take a few qwestshuns if you hab any.
If you hab any qwestshuns for candidate Fibbs you can ask dem here and we will try to get you answers. ‘Fibbs can fix fings!”
Hai to my fellow Americams, and people ob the world. It’s wonderful to be here wiff all ob you today. Dis Fibbs. I want to talk wiff you today about me throwing my hat into the race for President ob the United States – and outer space. (*note to self, remember to wear a […]
Just in case you needed further proof dat Marty’s turtle theory was sound… dis old guy from the 1800’s knew about it too. Marty improved and ebolbed the theory for modern times. So don’t doubt Marty’s wisdom is the lesson ob dis. He weally knew about bizness and other important stuff. (fanks to Kat RattyMun […]