Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

The Claw

So we were on the beach in the Outer Banks ob NC, and it was getting dark. All ob a sudden dis ship lands on the beach and all these little green guys come pouring out, there must hab been seberal dozens ob them, and they were all chattering away and one ob them asked […]

NC Bizness

We are in Norff Carolima today in the Outer Banks doing more Internashunal Bizness. After our day at the beach, we were habbing some lunch and you won’t belieb what happened. We met some guys who offered to gib us a ride home. Normally we don’t talk to strangers but they were berry nice and […]

Arizona Spa Time

We got back from our Internashunal trabels today, just in time to wish Teddy a bon voyage. He was supposed to go to a spa in Arizona a few monffs ago, but he was scared and postponed it. He’s confident now and is ready to do the hard work ob getting ear surgery and healing […]

Happy St. Patricks Day!

Guess what! We were walking around the streets today and some guy said we should come join their leprechaun contest, so we did it, and there was alot ob competishun, but we are winning! So many gold monies, and they are gibbing us all the free cormed beef we can eat. Ireland is fun.

Irish Bizness

We are doing real Internashunal Bizness! Just like Marty intended, and we are in Ireland for St. Patricks Day!  It’s berry early, so not many people are out and about yet, but soon dis place is going to be crazy. We went on a bus and looked at some ob the gorgeous Irish countryside wiff […]

KY Bizness

You guys were right! We are in Kemtucky bisiting the horses. We went to a race and it was so exciting – they can run soooo fast! Then afterwards we met them in the stables and the inbited us to come bisit them at home, so we did – and their houses are super fancy. […]

Maryland Bizness

We are trabeling again!!  Barry is feeling better, and before we start our post granulate careers, we are doing some more Internashunal Bizness across the globe.  Today we are in Maryland.  We spent the morning on the boardwalk in Ocean City and then checked out what was happening in Anapolis, Reuben lubed all ob the […]

I’m just Fish

I was up in Hollywood yesterday minding my own bizness, habbing lunch wiff Waffles and Baxter and dis guy asked me to come in and sing a song for some people, so I sang my song “I’m just Fish”, and then they gibbed me dis statue. I am berry honored. Do you fink it’s chocolate?