Oh hai – it’s me! ReuBen wiff a B, to take ober the kissing shenanigans until we hab smooched ebery last person in line. We hab noticed a few ob you are getting your kiss then getting back in line… I guess dat’s not against the rules because there aren’t really any rules. But which […]
‘Scuse me, Baxter and Reuben are taking a break, so I’m here to fill in, I’m Barry wiff a B, so I got to come to Broadway too. I’ll be here just a few minutes while they get a sandwhich, I get oberwhelmed by people so let’s keep the line nice and orderly and I […]
Reuben: “You’re doing pretty good Baxter, do need a break? I can hab a turn.”
Hello, it’s me Baxter! You might remember I had a dream, to go on Broadway wiff my one man show – Baxter wiff a B. So now dat we hab granulated, I am going after my dream, so I figured where better to hab my kissing boof than on Broadway where I can be discobered […]
I hab set my Kissing Ebent up in a berry romatically lit alleyway behind a restaurant in New Jersey. We wanted to spread out so eberyone would be able to find us. It’s going good so far, but if you felt like bringing me some pizza that would be good. I like it wiff chicken […]
I’m here at the beach gibbing kisses if you habn’t gotten one yet, it’s nice out here but you might want to bring a jacket. Happy Balemtimes Days eberybody!
We are all getting ready to go out to our kissing ebent, and I got dis great picture ob Reubens feet!
It’s officshul! We learned our lesson from yesterday, it’s about locashun and adbertising, so here is our flyer to generate interest in our kissing ebent tomorrow, Balentimes Day. Mark your calemdars and we will be in more populated places so we are easier to find. We are ready for kissing… P.S. please make sure you […]
We drobe up to the mountains today to see some snow and to do a dry run ob our kissing boof for Balemtimes Day because we are all a little nerbous about it. I bolunteered to go first, I thought it would be exciting, but it didn’t go berry well so now we are refinking […]
I took dis one at our granulashun ceremony. I fink dad was berry proud ob us.