P.S. dis Marty.

Oh hai, it’s me, Bert.
 
Fourteen days hab left to go,
they go fast as you well know.
Eat all the snacks while you can,
And dig down deep to the bottom ob the can.
That’s where the crumbs go.

Hai! It’s me NPP, and you only hab two weeks plus one day left, so if you are behind on fings, you might want to hurry up!