Baxter Wiff a B was no stranger to the spotlight, but today was different. He wasn’t leading his brothers fru a high-stakes time trabel journey—no, today, he was posing. The star of the show stood on the Broadway stage, his whiskers twitching as a photographer adjusted the lighting. “Alright, Baxter, gib me regal!” the photographer called out. Baxter straightened his tail, puffed out his little chest, and struck a pose that screamed leading rat energy. A flash went off, and Baxter, eber the professional, didn’t so much as flinch.

Between shots, he scurried ober to a belbet chair where a minuscule cheese platter had been prepared just for him. His brothers watched from the sidelines—Waffles adjusting his tiny bowtie, Barry muttering about how he should’ve been the star, Reuben fixing Baxter’s ear tuft, and Fish hoarding some cheese. The next setup involved a dramatic pose in front of the show’s illuminated title. Baxter perched on the letter B, one paw raised triumphantly, as if declaring, Yes, Broadway, I have arrived! The photographer snapped away, capturing the essence of a rodent who wasn’t just here to survive—he was here to shine.

Reuben sat alone in the box office, meticulously organizing the tickets for the show. He took pride in the neat stacks, each arranged by section—Orchestra, Mezzanine, Balcony. Eberyfing was in perfect order. He exhaled wiff satisfaction, and prepared for a smoove, professional ebening as tickets started to go on sale. Then, wiff a click and a low hum, the fan ober on the desk sputtered to life.

At first, it was just a gentle breeze, barely enough to rustle his fur. But within seconds, the wind picked up, and suddenly—whoosh!—the entire box office erupted into chaos. Tickets lifted off the counter in a swirling storm of paper. Reuben’s eyes widened in horror as row assignments and seat numbers scattered like autumn leaves.

“NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!” he wailed, lunging at the airborne stubs. His tiny paws swiped desperately, but for ebery ticket he caught, three more escaped his grasp. Some lodged themselves in the corners of the booth, others slipped under the door, and one somehow managed to stick to the condensashun on his coffee mocha drink.

Panic set in. The sales would start soon, and he needed these in order! His tail twitched as he scrambled onto the counter, reaching for a clump of mezzanine seats stuck to the fan’s grill. “Who turned this fing on?!” he growled to the empty theater lobby.

A faint sneeze echoed from somewhere backstage. Olibe. Ob course, it was Olibe – the theater ghost.

Reuben groaned and collapsed into the mess, fur ruffled, utterly defeated. He would hab to gather ebery single ticket and reorganize them before the first patron arribed. Wiff a deep breaff, he pushed himself up, rolled up his sleebes, and muttered, “Alright, Reuben. You’be handled worse. You can fix this.”NOTE ABOUT OLIBE: (Right in the heart of Times Square, the New Amsterdam is ober a century old! Disney rebibed it in the mid nineties and it is now home to some of the most extravagant productions around and a Broadway Ghost.

First of all, Olive Thomas was a Broadway chorus girl in the early 1900’s, known for her beauty. As a result, she caught the eye of many, like her husband, Jack Pickford. The two did not hab the greatest relationship and in 1920 they decided a trip to Paris would be the perfect cure. Howeber, a heated exchange between the two lead to Olibe’s tragic overdose on mercury bi-chloride, a topical ointment.

Very soon after her deaff, reports began that Olibe was walking the halls of the New Amsterdam Theater. Clad in a green, beaded dress and carrying a bottle much like the one she fatefully drank from in Paris. Sightings of Olibe remain steady (even as recently as 2005) since the need to perform cannot escape her. Eben in deaff.)

Under the dim glow ob the stage lights, Barry, the stage manager scurried across the room, script in paw, headset slightly askew. It was about a week before opening, and the tech run had gone twice as long as scheduled—again. He adjusted a rogue piece of tape on the floor wiff his tail, made a note to remind the lighting crew about the faulty spotlight, and dodged a set piece being wheeled offstage by a groggy ensemble member.

“Fibe-minute break, eberyone!” he called, his boice hoarse from a week ob late nights and problem-solving. He didn’t expect anyone to actually take the break—actors were still running lines, the director was deep in a heated debate wiff the choreographer, and the costume team was frantically adjusting a jacket that had mysteriously shrunk obernight.

Barry exhaled, took a sip ob his water, and checked his notes. If eberyfing went well, in just a few nights, the curtain would rise, the lights would shine, and all the chaos would transform into somefing magical.

But for now, there was still a thousand things to do. And Barry, as always, would make sure ebery single one got done.

Hai eberbody – it’s Fish! Part ob my job is to document dis show, and I wanted to show you the theater we are working in, it’s so pretty, but also berry intimidating. I hope people will buy tickets to see us!
P.S. dis the New Amsterdam Theater.

We are here in New York wiff our cast and crew rehearsing and getting fings ready! It’s all the fings…tiring, exciting, scary, fun and exhausting! I can’t wait to bring it a libe audience. I fink you will lub it!

Our creatibe juices started in Spain, but to finish our masterpiece ob art, we had to head to Paris – the city ob lights! All the great artists go there and create stuff, and I am happy to say Baxter Wiff a B is now ready to go – we hab a finished script and complete score done! We hab about a week to rehearse in the theater in New York and then we will open on Broadway! (*actual date to be determined).

We had such a wonderful time in Paris, bisiting the tourist spots – like the big triangle, the big tower and the big clock – and eating at all the great restaurants, and our faborite…. you would not beliebe it!! For dessert a man came out wiff a white tureen ob Chocolate Mousse and slaps a huge pile on your plate bigger than Fish. It was amazing and we ate it ALL!!

Eberyone is so excited to get home and start offishul rehearsals in New York!

A huge fank you to Amy Wagner for our fantastic Paris Bizness and unwabering support ob our artistic endeabors.

Fanks for your patience while we went off to our secret locashun to work on ‘Baxter Wiff a B”. As many artists do, we went to Europe to be inspired and get our creatib juices flowing. Our first stop was Madrid, and we got lots ob work done there (and a little site seeing and Internashunal Bizness too) We spent alot ob time in the big park acting fings out singing the songs. It was pretty funny because people would look us funny, but probably they just didn’t speak English because our songs are great! We did hab one problem wiff Reuben – he kept running to the chocolate store, but we didn’t mind too much because the chocolate was soooo good! They also gib you churros to dip in it.

It’s Baxter here, reporting from our secret hideaway. Fings are going berry well wiff the show, but we had to take a break today to wish a Happy Birffday to Reuben!! It’s his birffday today and we are habbing a little celebrahun ob cake for him, but he will celebrate wiff all ob us next monff in our big birffday extrabaganza too! We lub you Ruby-doo!!

I still can’t beliebe dis is actually happening! “Baxter Wiff a B” is going to Broadway is a dream come true! But between you and me, I’m berry nerbous about it. As prepared as I thought I was, now we hab to make it happen. Eberybody on deck! Fish is going to do the choreography, Waffles is going to direct, Barry is building the sets and will be the backstage coordinator. Reuben is in charge ob casting the extras, public relashuns and running the box office. I hab to work on the rewrites and polishing the script to get it perfect. It’s alot ob pressure so we hab to go into seclusion for a couple weeks to get eberyfing ready for our Broadway debut! We are going to need lots ob snacks and all ob your good thoughts and support!

Please be patient wiff us during dis time, mom will make sure you still hab plenty to look at eberyday, and soon we will be back and ready to bring you the new Broadway sensashun “BAXTER wiff a B!” – Baxter (King ob Thursdays)

 

We got home from trabeling and shared the news wiff our parents, and now it’s time to share it wiff you!

Some dreams take time, patience, and an unshakable belief dat one day, they’ll find their moment. Today, that moment has arribed. We are beyond thrilled to announce that after a year ob dedication, passion, and relentless pursuit, our Broadway producshun ob “Baxter Wiff a B” has officially secured financing and will be coming to Broadway!

What started as a bision—scribbled in notebooks, brought to life in workshops, fueled by unwabering determinashun— I will soon step into the spotlight. Dis journey habs been one of resilience, creatibity, and my unbreakable spirit.

To eberyone who has supported, beliebed, and championed dis dream along the way—dis is for you. I can’t wait to bring the productshun to the stage and share my magic wiff the world.

The dream is real. It’s happening…. Broadway, here we come!