LA Bizness

Today we are in New Orleans for Internashunal Bizness trabel! We are also going to bisit our uncle who libs here. There is lots of great fings to see, and we rode on a cable car and got to ring the bell. As we made our way fru the city we stopped and eated at lots ob places and had a sandwich called a muffuletta, but it wasn’t my faborite because I don’t like olives berry much, but the beignets were fabulous. We got pretty messy wiff the power sugar tho.

Dis is berry pretty city! But since we don’t drink, we found somefing else to do, and tonight we are going to take a boat ride fru the swamp and look for alligators.

Fank you Shirley!!

AR Bizness

We are trabeling again!  Today we spent the morning in downtown Little Rock, Arkansas and we decided to bisit the Riber Market and other fun places. We lub days like this: food, music, and adbenture.

First stop was a berry cool old fashioned drug store wiff a soda fountain and ice cream!  We had a big lunch and then wandered around the city and did some sight seeing.  There was one spot we found some music and danced.

We heard Bill Clinton is from here but we didn’t see him.  Now we are off to Louisiana…

Fank you to Shirley Loftin for dis trabel license!!

O’s

Yes, I do need all ob these.

2025 Calemdars!

It’s almost time for actibashun day! Get your calemdars now, if you don’t hab one already. We hab some Memes wall calemdars and some Snacks desk calemdars left. Make 2025 cute eberyday – wiff us. Dis Waffles wiff your calemdar announcement.

Bisit StoreObCuteFings.com now to place your order!


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Christmas Chicken

As the clock ticks on Christmas, communities gather in anticipashun ob the Christmas Chicken’s arribal. Its appearance is said to be fleeting, a magical moment that fills the heart with warmff and optimism. When it finally struts into view, wings fluttering and its bell jingling, eberyone cheers, knowing that lub and luck are on their way for the new year. And behold… here he is!!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to all!! Mr. and Mrs. Claus and the elbes hab been working hard in the toyshop to get the toys ready for the Big Sleigh Ride. The time is here…and we wish you all a wonderful day full ob good snacks, friends, family and lub! We lub you all SO MUCH!!

If you hab been habbing a hard time dis season or don’t like Christmas, you can come hab dinner wiff us if you don’t mind the cold at the Norff Pole, but if you bring somefing wiff you like stuffing or pie, just don’t put any raisins in it, ok!?

Merry Christmas!!

Fanks to Wink and Pocket, our sisters (from Rats Have Feelings Too) who came to the Norff Pole to join in on the fun as Mrs. Claus (Wink) and Pocket as our offishul Etch-A-Sketch inspektor. We lub our big family reunions!!

Countdown

Making my list, and checking it twice. You know the drill…

Countdown

Sadly, only a few days remain ob the calorie suspenshun program where you can hab all the good snacks wiffout any consequence. Try to make the most ob it!

Countdown

“Sorry I’m late wiff the Countdown!” Fish said to mom ober the phone. “I hab been stuck in traffic all day.” It wasn’t his fault, of course—the cheese delivery truck had oberturned, causing a massive traffic jam. The worst part was he wasn’t close enuff to the accident to grab any ob the cheese.

Countdown

Fish, Reuben, and Dill, the three little elves, marched into the mall wiff jingling pockets that held their carefully counted Christmas shopping monies. Feeling ambitious but hungry, they made their way to the food court, lured by the delicious aroma ob pizza, cookies, hotdogs on a stick and ob course the tastiest fing eber – Cinnabons! After indulging in all the good snacks and rebeling in the holiday atmosphere, Fish pulled out their coin pouch and realized they spent all their monies on snacks. The three stared at each other in wide-eyed realization, then burst into laughter, deciding lub and laughter was the best gift ob all anyway. Hopefully their brothers would fink so too.