Dis Bean. Today we had printer class at school, we learned all about the buttons, and the ink and what it means when it says “PC Load Letter”. It also scans and faxes stuff, but we can’t learn eberyfing at once. Printing is a berry important part ob Internashunal Bizness. Right Augie?
“Hey! Hab you guys seen this jar??” – Augie
One more stop before we head home for more school classes – Iowa!! Mom talks about Iowa alot because her mom and dad were from there, and it’s really a beautiful state wiff all that CORM!! We went on tours of the corm field and snacked on the different kinds ob corm. We had corm chowder, corm on the log, pocket corm, corm pudding, cormbread, corm cakes and regular corms. I fink this might be the best place eber! We need to make a bizness here for sure. Maybe Augie’s Pocket Corms. Would you buy that?
Fank you Christina Hancock! We waited for you at the Smokey Row Cafe wiff some cheeseburger chowder but maybe we got our dates messed up, we will see you next time for sure. xo
P.S. I had to stop at the American Gothic house in Eldon IA to recreate my faborite painting. – Dis Cosmo
As we left Connecticut, we called mom and told her we were going to stop in Souff Carolina, and she said be sure to say hi to Shep or Thomas Rabenel if we see them, but I hab no idea who she is talking about and I wouldn’t know who that is eben if I saw them. So we just did some window shopping in Charleston, there were a few storefronts that would make for great bizness! I fink we might start a bizness called Augie’s Pockets. We might sell cheese. It’s still too early to be sure, we hab alot ob school left to do before we commit to anyfing, but it’s good to scope these fings out.
Fank you Rebekah (wiff a K) James for the bizness inbitatshun!
Next stop on the trabel tube… Connecticut! We spent a lubly day enjoying the water and watching the boats going out ob the harbor, then back in the harbor, some ob them went fishing and some just seemed to float around. I fink we could build a bizness around this.
Fank you Paul Littlefield for hooking us up with the proper Internashunal Bizness credentshuls!
You guys, we got a phone call from our friend Fran Hoffer to come get Michigan bizness, so we took a short tube ride to get there and explored Detroit. We found this awesome Stargate! Ebery city needs one ob these, it’s incredible! We didn’t feel like going to space today, but if you see it, you can hop right fru and bisit a different galaxy. I fink that’s how it works anyway. That’s the big round one, there are lots ob other statues around too, but they don’t take you to space.
Fanks Fran!!
We worked really hard on sending out the first batch ob fank you cards for all our bizness licenses! It also counted towards school on seberal subjects including magic box. Specshul fank you cards wiff our picture on it, plus the photos we took wiff your bizness plates, so there are lots we hab, but they aren’t ready to send yet, so just be patient and good fings will come to you in the magic box. It wasn’t easy but we got fru it wiffout getting any paper cuts.
Phew… cause I faint at the sight ob blood. – Bean
We are pretending it’s not Monday and decided to go for a trabel adbenture, we heard we were ready for Califorbia Bizness fanks to Beff Mergogey! We lib in Califorbia so we decided to dribe, instead ob take the trabel tube, and that was a really bad idea. We sat in traffic for like, eber. It’s true what they say about the freeways here, we didn’t eben pass any Marty Marts or Fibbs Frostee Freeze and Donut Barns where we could stop and get a snack. We will hab to talk to them about opening a few more locashuns.
When we finally got to Disneyland, word had gotten out that we were on the way, and a bunch ob paparattzi were waiting for us outside the gate and had a red carpet and eberyfing. We didn’t mind posing for a few pictures and shaking some hands and signing autographs, it’s the least we can do for our fans. We showed off our new bizness licenses and then went in to the park to ride some rides. We were too short to go many ob them, but we still had fun and shared a churro. Maybe next time you can meet us there. The more the merrier!
Fanks again Beff!
Happy Saturday! We are enjoying some spinach-kale Super Food Nutri-Puffs! Hab you tried these? They are fun and nutrious! Good for learning school stuff.
Guess where we are today!? NEW Jersey. We didn’t go to Old Jersey, because we only got bizness papers for the new part. We checked out Comey Island and did some rides and ate lots of snacks on the boardwalk! Someone told us one ob the best rides is on the Jersey turnpike, but after going there I fink they were pulling our leg. It didn’t go berry fast. But we met a nice Lyft driber who was really surprised to see us get in his car. Sometimes when we trabel, mostly people are nice, but sometimes we get funny looks. We couldn’t experience the turnpike wiff our trabel tube so we improbised. Turns out the Lyft driber knew about Marty, so once he found out we were related to him we got free drinks and a snack to enjoy wiff our ride.
Fank you Kathy Walsh for helping us wiff bizness here!
