Augie’s baff looked so relaxing, I decided to hab one too!
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Hai! Dis Augie Abalance signing off for now. I made it home yesterday and got a speshul warm and relaxing baff to make me feel good (and let’s be honest, smell a little better – those flood waters are a bit funky) I got all warm and dry and my broffers made me a speshul treat ob smashed taters to warm me from the inside out. Ahhhhh. I’ll sleep fru Monday. Is my sock out ob the wash?? Nuffing like getting into a fresh clean sock after a baff and a good snack. (make sure you look at all my baff pics!)
We just got back from space and I had a little space schmootz on me, so I had to hab a baff. I hope it’s not just me, that wouldn’t be fair. P.S. dis Bean.
Hai you guys. I had my first baff, and to be honest, I was kind ob liking it! But then I got out for a second, and den I slipped head first back into the baff! Dat part wasn’t as fun, but I recobered pretty quick and the remainder ob the baff was nice. I got extra dry time and kisses, so it was worff it. I enjoyed arting, so if we hab to baff after it, dat’s ok. I had to take a baff anyway since after we arted we went to the royal wedding, so I had to smell good! Some people might fink I look like a drowned rat, but no one was trying to drown me, I just slipped, so don’t run on slippery counters. Good fing I didn’t hab scissors. – Dis Augie
“Here’s a baff buddy” she said… “he will make it more fun” she said… well, you know what, he kind ob did! We got in the water, and just scrubbed ourselbes clean then got a nice soft dry towel. Wiff a treat afterwards, baffs aren’t so bad. It’s science dat a buddy can help you fru any situashun. Happy pi day!
I had my first Presidentshul baff today. I tried to enter a proclamation against it, but mom said dat goes against the Constitushun and I can’t just make whateber laws I want. So I had a baff. I surbibed it.
It’s ok, I hab a big proclomashun to make tomorrow, so it’s good to be clean and more presentable for it.
