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Happy Halloween from me!  Dis the Candy Corm Elf.

I feel like im being watched….

The Candy Corm Elf is here for you
bringing candies and corms
that he may hide in your shoe

So if you feel a little lump
or hab a sock wiff an extra bump
Take dat lump out of your shoe
and know the Candy Corm Elf was there for you!

Dis Augie and I approbe dis poem.  

My  grandpa came to bisit and he gibbed me this candy corm chocolate bar!  

“Hey, corm elf… you gonna share??”

No.  

It’s a dark and windy night.  You are laying in bed, and you hear a noise coming from across the house.  Your heart skips a beat.  You’re scared but you have to go see what it is.  Things keep crashing down…  As you get closer to the commotion, you take a deep breath and flip on the light.

It’s the Candy Corm Elf searching for residoo!   So of course you hab to gib him some.