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Hai.  Dis Cosmo Cumulus back in the studio after a not berry successful try at forecasting out in the field.  Well, it didn’t rain much after all.  Just a little bit at night so you could turn off your noise makers for a couple hours.  Our computer models turned out to be wrong again.  Sowwy about that.  We were hoping for lots of rain, the wet kind, from the standpoint ob water.  I guess the best way to really know if it’s raining, is to stick your head outside and if your hair gets wet, take your umbrella to your place ob Internashunal Bizness or local Pie Hole.

Ok. That’s all I got today. It’s raining somewhere right now. Maybe it will rain here next week.  Probably not. It wouldn’t do my hat any fabors, just make it heabier.  Enjoy your weekend and we will see you back here on MNN soon.  Good-bye, and good snacks.  See you on the radio.  Dis Cosmo, ober and out.

(Hat by @ratshavefeelingstoo)

Good ebening and fank you for tuning into the MNN network, the most trusted news source.  Dis is Cosmo Cumulus here and we hab a serious problem approaching the Carolinas, it’s a big twirling ball ob water and wind called Hurricame Florence.  Wiff a name like Florence, you wouldn’t fink she would be too scary, but she is, and if you are in the Carolinas, you should listen to your local officshuls and if they say GET OUT, then you should get out and go somewhere safe. Alot of rain, wind, sleet is coming your way berry soon.  Stay tuned for on locashun report from Augie Abalanche for up to the minute information.

A tip from a couple ob our biewers, Mowgli and Musket, say dat if your power goes out you can still open your freezer to get ice creams, but you hab to do it really really quick so the cold stays in.  OR I may suggest just eat all the ice creams as fast as you can before they melt.  No matter your strategy, make sure you hab some snacks, blankets and stay safe!  And make sure your pets are safe too.

We will be right back after this commercial break.  See you in two and two…