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Souff Dakota Bizness

Our next stop is Souff Dakota!  We hab some Presidentshul bizness here, we are checking on the plans to add Fibbs to Mount Rushmore.  I hab to say we are bit disappointed in the progress, but the drafts look good and it’s going to be amazing when it’s finished.  You will hab to come visit and take a Presidentshul selfie here.  There will be a Presidentshul Biscuit stand here so you can hab a snack during your bisit, and ob course donuts too.

We also got to go to the Corm Palace!  We brought some taters from Idaho, so we had the best lunch eber, fresh Corms and taters!!  The corm palace is made ob corm, has facts about corm, sells corm and stuff, and there is guy outside that tells jokes.  But they are kind ob cormy.

Fank you Ginny Brown Rud for this important biznes!!


 

 

 

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Idaho Bizness

Good morning eberyone!  We are taking the week off school to do some trabels.  Mom is traveling too, but she had to go on a plane.  We are still using the trabel tube, we are hoping to finish up science class and get the trabel juice recipe figured out soon.

First stop is Idaho, where we are learning all about taters!  The tater museum is really fun, Bean got a Tater t-shirt. Augie is taking a cooking class and went to the fields to get some fresh taters.  I fink he is making smashed taters, I can’t wait to try them!  We hab learned a lot ob fings about taters we never knew.  Did you know the largest tater eber was 7 pounds, 1 ounce!?!  That’s a BIG tater, need lots ob corm to do wiff it.  Marie Antoinette used to wear tater blossoms in her hair.  We do not endorse that fashion trend.  That’s sounds weird.

Fank you Barbara Magin for the tater bizness!  You want us to save you some taters? – Cosmo



 aho Bizness

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Shopping Day

Today we went to the supermarket.   You might fink we are goofing off, but this was an assignment for school.  We are learning about monies, budgets and the effect ob adbertising techniques on the aberage shopper.  Ebaluating brand recognition and other types ob bisual appeal to encourage purchase.  Smart packaging helps its targeted consumers feel an emotional attachment to a brand.  One-third of consumer decision-making is based on packaging – that means elebenty people out ob like thirty will pick it first if it’s cute.


Did you know black, silver and gold are often used for luxury products?  Not many ob those in the snack food aisle…

Cosmo:  “Ooooh… look at all the different kinds ob popcorms!!!”

Augie:  “Oh look!  Corm cereal, we need to get some ob that for sure…”


You guys, we hab to finish our assignment…

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Smonday

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Saturday

Oh hai!  We are up to no good.  Don’t tell our mom if you see her, ok?

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Colorado Bizness

Tonight we are at Red Rocks in Colorado, not only to pick up bizness papers, but because tonight for ONE NIGHT ONLY is a berry specshul perfomance by Marty and the Corms!!  We hab heard all the albums but neber seen them play live.  Tonight they are playing the set list from their Ears to the Ground Tour.  This is going to be epic!!

There is also a rumor that President Fibbs might open the show wiff Presidentshul Biscuit!!  We are so excited we can barely stand the excitement, the crowd is starting to get here and the feeling is just electric.  Sorry to say, the show is sold out, so if you don’t hab tickets already, it’s too late, but we will enjoy it for you.   MARTY ROCKS!!!


Here we go!!


Fank you LaVerne and Patty – we hab two tickets for you at will call!!  (Meagan and Erin too)

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Temmessee Bizness

We decided to catch up on our bizness trabels this weekend, then next week we will hit the school stuff hard!  Granulashun is only a few weeks away and we hab lots to learn yet!

Today we met our friend Shirley Loftin at the Great Smoky Mountain Natshunal Park in Temmessee.  She said there might be black bears there, so we had to hid until Shirley showed up to show us around.  Bears are serious bizness.  I know what you are finking, but it’s true, we did see a couple and they inbited us to hab snacks wiff them. I was really wary ob the inbitatshun, but we did it, and they were berry kind and friendly, they really like marshmallows, but they were too sticky for me. They told us about Clingman’s Dome, the highest place in Temmesee, they said it had a great biew so we went there and it was gorgeous!  We looked at the stars and talked to Milo ober Hype Radio and he told us what some of them were.  We saw the Marty star!!

The next morning we went to the aquarium and talked to the fishes and pondered some important life issues, then went to Chattanooga and saw the choo choo.  Trains are cool.

Fank you Shirley for the great bizness license and tour!  Make sure you say hi to Cleo & Chuck (the bears) for us when you see them again.  xo  Dis Bean.


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Printer Class

Dis Bean.  Today we had printer class at school, we learned all about the buttons, and the ink and what it means when it says “PC Load Letter”.  It also scans and faxes stuff, but we can’t learn eberyfing at once.  Printing is a berry important part ob Internashunal Bizness.  Right Augie?

“Hey!  Hab you guys seen this jar??” – Augie

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Iowa Bizness (and corm)

One more stop before we head home for more school classes – Iowa!!  Mom talks about Iowa alot because her mom and dad were from there, and it’s really a beautiful state wiff all that CORM!!  We went on tours of the corm field and snacked on the different kinds ob corm.  We had corm chowder, corm on the log, pocket corm, corm pudding, cormbread, corm cakes and regular corms.  I fink this might be the best place eber!  We need to make a bizness here for sure.  Maybe Augie’s Pocket Corms. Would you buy that?

Fank you Christina Hancock!  We waited for you at the Smokey Row Cafe wiff some cheeseburger chowder but maybe we got our dates messed up, we will see you next time for sure.  xo

P.S.  I had to stop at the American Gothic house in Eldon IA to recreate my faborite painting.   – Dis Cosmo

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Souff Carolina Bizness

As we left Connecticut, we called mom and told her we were going to stop in Souff Carolina, and she said be sure to say hi to Shep or Thomas Rabenel if we see them, but I hab no idea who she is talking about and I wouldn’t know who that is eben if I saw them.  So we just did some window shopping in Charleston, there were a few storefronts that would make for great bizness!  I fink we might start a bizness called Augie’s Pockets.  We might sell cheese.  It’s still too early to be sure, we hab alot ob school left to do before we commit to anyfing, but it’s good to scope these fings out.

Fank you Rebekah (wiff a K) James for the bizness inbitatshun!



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