Today, we are in the berry big great state ob Texas.  It’s hot here.  They call it the lone star state, which I don’t understand because there seems to be the same amount as in ebery other state, but they do hab cattle wiff berry long horns!  I met dis guy named Barry, and his horns were berry impressive indeed.  He said later we could all hop on and he would take us on a tour ob his ranch.   Augie was really interested in the horses and eben though they were intimidating he set his mind to learn how to wrangle dem.

“Cosmo’s Fancy Pants Mobie Rebiews and Cultural Commentary is focusing on culture dis week.  Here I am at the heartbeat of Magnolia Farms, the HQ ob Chip and Joanna Gaines and their house flipping show “Fixer Upper”.  I hab neber seen so much shiplap in one place, and it is glorious!!  The serbice they provide taking run down old houses and turning them into stunning updated homes is noffing short ob amazing.  They also do bizness and sell floofy house stuff at Target, online and at their store here in Waco.  For their influence on Texas culture, I gib them a thumbs up.  dis Cosmo.”

Fank you Sandy Maurer for Texas bizness and the cowboy hats so we fit right in.  We will see you soon for BBQ!