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Poems by Bert: A Tribute to Sadie Storm

A Tribute to Sadie Storm

Kevin and Sadie met in New York
She lived in a wall
He ate with a fork

Her family grew as she lived in a tunnel
She came for yogies
And avoided the funnel

He collected them all one by one
And moved to Rocket City
Where they would have more fun

They got to be friends that much is true
For years they made memories
Until her time was through.

He would neber regret it, not eben a minute
She slept in Fort Salem,
But she is no longer in it.

The memories will last foreber and eber
The Sadie shape in his heart
Will fade – I fink neber!

dis Bert

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Bietnamese Baffroom Poetry

Sometimes life is scary and bad fings happen
Get a snack and grab a napkin
Good will win and so will truff
(Back to the snack for just a sec
don’t get a hard one and break a toof)
Fight for right and fight for good
Fight harder than you knew you could
We stick together and we are stronger
Hey, do you know anyone who is fishmonger?
We’ll get those guys known as the hackers
Pelt them wiff fish and lots ob crackers
Ok now, I’ve got to go find ‘em
And hopefully the law will be sure to confine them!
– dis Cosmo

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Kansas Bizness

Dis Bean.  We picked up our Kansas bizness licenses today!  We are getting so close to habbing all the states and introducing our new bizness.  I took a stroll on the yellow brick road and was looking for munchkins, but I didn’t find any, but I did come across a couple scarecrows selling Oz merchandise.  I got a soubenir oil can, you neber know when it might come in handy.  Augie and Cosmo went to an art museum, Augie found a giant birdie, but Cosmo spent most ob his time in the baffroom writing poetry.

Here is his Baffroom poem:

I’be been finking today about magic red shoes
I don’t hab them tho, so I’be got the blues
It would be great to have a quick way out
to click your heels for a rainbow trout

That’s how they work, as I was told
That kind ob magic is extra bold
Click your heels and a make a wish
then appears a big tasty fish!

I wonder if socks would do the same fing.  – Cosmo

Fank you so much Adrienne Sisson – we appreciate you!!

 

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Baffroom Poetry

Hai.  Dis Cosmo.  Today I am introducing the offishul “Baffroom Poetry wiff Cosmo” column.  Ebery week we will hab a new poem wiff a new subject.   Please submit your ideas and I will pick some and make them poetical.

Today’s poem is about boops.
     (inspirashun chosen by Ena Roque-Vizzini and Molly Michaela Darling Roque)

Sometimes when you’re as cute as I,
You’re peppered wiff boops until you cry.
They can’t resist, you hab to know –
So you roll wiff it, and make a show.

Boops, oh boops you tickle me
I laff so hard, I cannot see.
Tummy buttons irresistable it’s true
to stop at one is hard to do.

Boops are a dilemma indeed
Sometimes too many and sometimes too few
but the number ob boops is up to you.

 

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