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Uh-oh… ummm…. guys!  I was napping in dis hat, and when I woke up we were not in the church anymore, and I don’t see Cosmo or Bean anywhere.  Halp!  Dis Augie, please call nine elebenty!

“Pssst….Bean!  Ober here, it’s me Augie.  Me and Cosmo hab a plan. I fink we can get in to see the wedding if we sneak into your present box.  What do you fink?” – Augie


“Oh my, I fink dat might work. Ok, get in quick, but don’t squish the present!”


“Are you guys ready, we can go in now… remember to be berry berry quiet…”


I hope they don’t make us go through a x-ray machine, and I hope we don’t get caught by the fuzzy hat guys and get thrown in castle prison. 


Ok you guys… let’s go!  Once we get in there you guys can come out and hide in someones hat.  I fink I see Prince Harry in the window ober there.  I bet he is nerbous too.

We took our new flying platypus ober here to England after Bean got a last minute inbite to the Royal Wedding (it’s kind ob rude not to gibe proper notice don’t you fink?).  Me and Augie didn’t get an inbitatshun like King Bean did, but here we are here and we want to go to the wedding too!  Lots ob guys in fuzzy hats around here, it’s not going to be easy.  Augie, come here…let’s make a plan.  I hab an idea.


“I fink that is a good plan Cosmo! But what if we get caught?” – Augie

“Dis is what we hab to do…”  [whispering]


“It makes me nerbous, but lets do it!” – Cosmo

“Ok, let’s go tell Bean.”


“This is gonna be fun!”  – Augie