Today I was presented wiff a major award!  The Yuba City Astronomical Obserbatory sent me dis fancy commodashun medal for my ongoing work in space, aliems and Heaben acheibments AND they intercepted a shooting star that was carrying a message for me (and eberyone down here on Earff), and helped the Heaben mail serbice get it here.  I had a surprise award ceremony and really good acceptance speech.  Wish you could hab been here to hear it.  But you can see the photos below because as President it’s important to be transparent.

FANK YOU Shannon and eberyone at YCAO.  Your aknowledgement ob my accomplisments is berry appreshiated.

I’m berry proud.