Dis is Phineous Phogg wiff a Special Report. We hab learned dat there are hundreds ob rats in the East Coast dat need your help. They hab been ebicted from their home, and are in need ob foster homes, people to adopt dem or donations to help wiff their care. These are nice rats who got caught up in a bad situation. If you can help, please bisit Mainely Rat Rescue to read the story and see how you can help.
Also, dis weekend be careful wiff your pets and fireworks – they can be weally scary!
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