Dear Milo, Wimbley, and Fibbs,
Hey guys. This is my new friend Steve! He’s one of the aliems who came and picked me up the other day. Thank you so much for helping me make crop circles in Nebraska and Missouri). Without you three and Larry, I would have never been bisited by the aliems.
Anyway, they are going to take me to their planet and try to find out if any of their peers took my mom, Kat Ell. I have a really good feeling about it. They have been really nice to me so far, so I know they will be bery helpful. Steve’s UFO copilot, Ozzy, gave me an inbisible helmet to wear so I could take a spacewalk later on, just in case I want to stretch my legs. Apparently it is a long way to their home planet, which is why it took them so long to reply to the crop circle messages you helped me make.
Once I get to their planet I will let you know. Hope all is well with you all. If you see Gourdon, tell him I said hi. I know he is busy with all the other guys and gals from the farm campaigning for Fibbs. I’ll be sure to spread the word to Steve and Ozzy’s families and friends. Aliems can bote, right?
Well, I got to run. Sending messages across the galaxy really eats up Steve’s data rate, so I got to cut out here. Take care and good luck on Election Day. Hopefully I’ll be back in time to cast my ballot.
Your friend, Bo Vine