It’s quite an honor to be inbited to the opening game ob the World Series here in Clebeland dis ebening! Nothing says America more then the nashunal pastime ob baseball and it’s the perfect place to do some last minute bote getting. I will also be singing the nashunal anthem before Rachel Platten and LoCash, because nobody knows who dat is – so be sure to tune in early do you don’t miss it! GO INDIANS!! GO CUBBIES!! GO BASEBALL!!
Now, where are all these peanuts and Cracker Jacks I hab been hearing about?
I better practice some more. Ebery time I try to sing the high notes, my hat falls off.