Deer fellow Americams and hoomans all ober the world.  Dis Fibbs.  It has been my honor and pribiledge to hab serbed as your President for the last few months and I will continue to do so wiff pride.  It is wiff a full heart dat I stand before you today, dis is an important job and will require a delicate touch to keep peace amongst nashuns, and uphold all the important stuff in the Constitushun.  We all can work together, respect each other for our similarities and our differences.  Share snacks and socks wiff those in need and bolster the nap laws and all the goberment fings dat are paramount.  Fank you for coming together and helping me in my journey.  I could not hab done dis wiffout each and ebery one ob you.

In the wise words ob Fozzie…  “Patriotism swells in the heart ob the American bear.”

DONUTS FOR EBERYONE!!

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  1. Karen Russell
    Karen Russell says:

    Tears in my eyes reading dis! ???? You’ll be a great President for sure especially wiff eating donuts and turtling in your sock. We luff you President Fibbs! ❤????????????

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